Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Sound of Side Effects

Hello hot flash, my old friend
It's time to sweat with you again
As I sit here so tired
My body perspires
And the pills
I only took the one
Not close to done
The side effects of Prometrium

I've got a week to go
This week is really gonna blow
Walk around with my head spinning
Wishing I really was sleeping
And my brain, it will melt into mush
Can't think too much
The side effects of Prometrium


with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

3 comments:

infertilityrocks said...

I LMBO!!!!! I'm sorry you have to deal with progesterone horrors! I had serious hotflashes on clomid. I called myself 'clomissy'. And I now feel extremely bad for how I treated my mom when I was in college and she was menopausing it.

Good luck with this 'promuddled' state...I wish you a fleeting week!

Liana said...

"Promuddled." Oh, that's TOO perfect!

Liv said...

I just came over to your bloghouse to check and see how you were doing. "The Sound of Side Effects" is hysterical. I sang it and laughed.

Sorry about the progesterone effects. I hope you are doing better now. Take care,